Please tell me embarrassing stories about yourself!?

embarrassing..embrace. well I spill things first of all..on the table and on myself and I chase my cat at home because my cat doesnt go outside. I scraem kittyyy kitttyy kityyykiiinn!! mom acts like she doesnt see. then I take a bath naked. then I make up songs in the bathroom. although my voice is real bad. I speak in other languaguaes and I make up those languages too. I wear face masks for beauty..they never work but smell nice. Lots of embrassing things.Thats all. Thank youu.