Please tell me embarrassing stories about yourself!?

When I was younger I had the biggest crush on Chris Jericho/MoonGoose McQueen..actually I still do lol. Anyway, I also idolized Stacy Keibler, I thought she was so pretty. Then I would pretend to be Stacy Keibler and Chris Jericho was my boyfriend. I wrote a bunch of fanfictions about them..and I put a bunch of sexual related things into them lol. Note I was like 8-10 years old. I wrote a fanfiction about them "shagging.." and my dad was trying to find a clear notebook and all the fanfics were in a notebook. Low and behold the notebook he finds is the one with the fanfics, and skimmed through it and started reading one of the stories. Then I saw him and I grabbed it away from him, and he started laughing at me. I remember I was so embarrassed, that I started crying. Hahaha wow lol.